Okay, Schmidt, we’ve been to 11 weddings in a row. That’s too many weddings. I can’t even get into the fridge anymore.

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Finn flirting with Rae

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Rate Finn out of ten. Eleven.

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  1. author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  2. english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  3. tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  4. loki: blinks
  5. tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
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